kris's rp carrd
i am getting so fucking tired of rewriting/editing my rules for every single fucking rp blog so here. this is my rules page now. may or may not add about pages for each muse eventually for now it's the basics
kris. they/them. adult. the world's tiredest lesbiam
hobbies include video gaymes, watching yewchube, reading (when the stars align and i CAN), writing (when the moon is full and mercury is in gatorade and the tides part to let me through), taking long walks through my neighborhood, petting my cat, playing with my cat, brushing my cat, petting my cat while she eats because she's spoiled and demands dinner pets, taking pictures of my cat, talking about my cat, thinking about my cat, wishing i were at home with my cat, and staring at the wall. with my cat laying on me. also trying to get back into drawing. note: i suck balls at drawing
THE SACRED TEXTS
aka i love to yap
- 18+ only
- no personals either.
- minors and personals will be blocked
- if you are a personal with an rp sideblog please make it clear on your blog or just tell me because otherwise you might get blocked.
- minor MUSES are fine though
- i read rules pages for every blog i follow that has one but i have a shit memory so if i accidentally breach one of your rules please let me know. or block me if it’s that egregious but please for the love of god do not publicly @ me who the fuck does that. do not make a callout post for me being forgetful like a fucking weirdo. if i breach a rule that is not on your rules page then i’m sorry, i’m not a mind reader.
- i do NOT rp smut. i just don't like it. fade to black is my preference, but that being said, nsfw talk, jokes, and such are fine (for the adult muses only, of course) i just don't like writing smut
- i'm iffy on shipping with my muses. definitely not IMPOSSIBLE, but i'm just weird about it. mostly bc i drop offline for a WHILE sometimes and don't want to leave any shipping partners hanging.
- all of my blogs are mostly ic blogs, meaning that the character themself runs the blog.
- i'm not AGAINST para by any means, but it's very rare that it'll happen. not much energy these days, and again, with my habit of dropping off the face of the rpc from time to time, i don't want to leave any partners hanging.
- expositions will probably happen, but that's the most para that i usually do. these are NOT starters, unless otherwise specified.
- semi-selective i will roleplay with most fandoms, ocs, and muses. not mutuals-exclusive, but i do prefer to interact with mutuals. i'll interact with non-mutuals depending how i feel. usually if i'm interested in interacting with you, i'll follow.
- keep in mind i follow a lot of characters whose works/fandoms i'm not super familiar with, it's just kinda fun to me to jump in and get to know a character without knowing where they're from lol. so keep in mind if i follow you, i might not be 100% familiar with where your character is from. i'm down to learn though!
- on the “q slur:” i’ll do my best to tag is as “#q //” that’s q, two slashes. keep in mind i identify with that word, strongly. if it angers you that i would dare use a “"slur”“ to label myself or whatever, remember “gay” has seen just as much use as a slur. i grew up in the american south, i’ve heard both words used for the same harmful reasons. sorry if this comes off as angry or petty, but if you were continually told that “gay” is a slur and you shouldn’t use it for yourself, you’d be tired and angry too, wouldn’t you? i’ll do my best to tag for it, but i will die on this hill.
- please tag spiders/scorpions/arachnids, and centipedes/millipedes, thanks.
- please don’t like. involve me in drama or callouts or shit. i’m just here trying to play fucking online dolls
- with the above said i do reserve the right to block/cease interacting with ppl who make me uncomfortable, just like you reserve the right to block/cease interacting with me if i make u uncomfortable. we are all just doing our best to curate our online experiences and keep ourselves safe, if i block/unfollow you, please don't take it personally. i know it's hard not to, but unless we're like Actually Close Friends or something it is 100% not personal
- please note that i, the mun, am mentally ill and neurodivergent, among other things. in a lot of cases, my muses will share some of my own personal struggles to sort of like. explore these things myself and shit.
- sorry if some of these seem overly detailed or serious. i’ve been around the block when it comes to rp tumblr i’m just trying to cover all my bases in at least a semi concise manner.
- also sorry if any of this comes off as passive aggressive or rude. i can’t parse or regulate tone for shit like in an actual verbal conversation, trying to convey it thru text is damn near impossible for me lmao
- i’m really just a tired nerd who is trying to have fun on this hellsite.
- um that’s all i can think of for now may add or change more later thanks for reading have a great time
muses
WIP, not an exhaustive list (definitely missing some), no links embedded so far just look them up till i add them lol, some of these blogs are super dead but i swear i'll get back to them someday...
Link (TLOZ) - @hyliasblade
sideblogs:
Dark/Shadow Link (affiliated) - @hyliasblame
Twilight Princess Link (unaffiliated) - @dogsgone
TOTK Link (unaffiliated) - @untamedcourage
Fawn (Sky: COTL OC) - @infawniteArtemis Fowl II (Artemis Fowl) - @fowlofpreyCaptain 3/Agent 3 (Splatoon) - @djsangos
sideblogs:
Acht Mizuta/Dedf1sh (same universe) - @livef1sh
Black★Rock Shooter (Black★Rock Shooter) - @agonydefying
Akita Neru (Vocaloid) - @yellowbaka
Dirk Strider (Homestuck, No-Game AU) - @machinati0nsDirk Lalonde (Homestuck, Rose-Swaped, doomed) - @hellokittydiaryKlaus Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy, comics universe, kind of AU) - @sxance
sideblog:
Luther Hargreeves (same universe) - @space--bo1Riesen Antwit (Homestuck fantroll) - @scholarlyhorticulturist